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The banal…

In Vegas, enjoying one of Cuba's finest
I eat carbs and meat, and I do not exercise. I drink and I smoke. This, of course, means that I’m fat… but happy. (One should never trust a person who has no vices, by the way.)
I often scare children. Not a big fan of ‘em. Methinks they sense that.
I drive too fast.
I’m a TV snub.
I’m desperately clinging to my ever-waning youth. However, to quote Oscar Wilde:
“To get back my youth, I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.”
I love dogs, the only creatures in the world capable of truly loving unconditionally. I strive to be as good a person as my dogs think I am. (I fail often.)
I routinely lampoon Republicans. (They are people, too; mean, selfish, greedy people.) And I mock organized religion — this despite (or maybe because of) my being a (recovering) Catholic.
The basics…
- 42 years old
- hispanic/jordanian mutt
- married to a wonderful woman who happens to be my best friend
- two great kids (young men, now)
- three dogs
- two cats
- currently residing in Tega Cay, SC.
Contact info
- juan@juanvalencia.com
- JuanValencia.com
- 704.965.4783