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In Vegas, enjoying one of Cuba's finest

In Vegas, enjoying one of Cuba's finest

I eat carbs and meat, and I do not exercise. I drink and I smoke. This, of course, means that I’m fat… but happy. (One should never trust a person who has no vices, by the way.)

I often scare children. Not a big fan of ‘em. Methinks they sense that.

I drive too fast.

I’m a TV snub.

I’m desperately clinging to my ever-waning youth. However, to quote Oscar Wilde:

“To get back my youth, I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.”

I love dogs, the only creatures in the world capable of truly loving unconditionally. I strive to be as good a person as my dogs think I am. (I fail often.)

I routinely lampoon Republicans. (They are people, too; mean, selfish, greedy people.) And I mock organized religion — this despite (or maybe because of) my being a (recovering) Catholic.

The basics…

  • 42 years old
  • hispanic/jordanian mutt
  • married to a wonderful woman who happens to be my best friend
  • two great kids (young men, now)
  • three dogs
  • two cats
  • currently residing in Tega Cay, SC.

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